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neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ


jlonen:

Because someone had to

jlonen:

Because someone had to


"favorite female fictional character" was deleted from the facts post for some reason and when I tried adding it back in the font was bigger

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I reblogged this facts post from LT 

name: Bears
favorite saved url: dumblehard (a project I never got around to)

the next movie you’re planning to watch: I started Mean Girls on Netflix and will probably get around to it eventually
the book you’re currently reading: A bunch of plays I took from the library
favorite male fictional character: A tie between Joseph Joestar (Part 2) and Scrooge McDuck
the number of songs on your iPod: 3363
that one song that’s been stuck in your head all week: JIGO-JIGO-JIGOKU DAYOOOOO
the fictional character you identify with most: I’m rocking Salieri from Amadeus right now, in more way than one *eats another fistful of cheese puffs*
favorite word: “Hierophant”

beesmygod:

ferrousfellow:

ferrousfellow:


C’est une métaphore. Vous mettez la chose à tuer juste entre vos dents, mais vous ne lui donnez pas le pouvoir de faire sa mise à mort.

are we done with this joke yet?

#no
i was worried that this post would be too pretentious 

FUCK

beesmygod:

ferrousfellow:

ferrousfellow:

C’est une métaphore. Vous mettez la chose à tuer juste entre vos dents, mais vous ne lui donnez pas le pouvoir de faire sa mise à mort.

are we done with this joke yet?

#no

i was worried that this post would be too pretentious 

FUCK


Ludaversality and its discontents 

shitmystudentswrite:

Doing anything outside of the norm was historically considered Ludacris.


sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!


The best of these are where Cookie Monster sounds like he’s in actual physical pain as he pulls fully-formed cookies out of his mouth

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Roger De Bris as a loudmouth 25-going-on-16-year-old in a fishnet shirt though

Edit: With Ideas

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I want to direct The Producers but instead of schmaltzy overproduced garbage I want “Springtime for Hitler” to be faux-edgy theatre kid garbage

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