I think everyone’s lives would get a little bit better if they played this every time they did something cool

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Three Things I Realized About pReznik Today 

dyanoiprime:

1) When he casts Engine of Destruction, his threat range and his control range are the same distance.

2) Excruiator can be used to block charge lanes.

3) It can also be used to slaughter massed infantry if you kill the Wrack.

Hiding behind a Wrack is like hiding behind a red barrel in a video game

(Nice catch with #1 tho)

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Title: Imagine All Star People Played 143,410 times

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ


jlonen:

Because someone had to

jlonen:

Because someone had to


"favorite female fictional character" was deleted from the facts post for some reason and when I tried adding it back in the font was bigger

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I reblogged this facts post from LT 

name: Bears
favorite saved url: dumblehard (a project I never got around to)

the next movie you’re planning to watch: I started Mean Girls on Netflix and will probably get around to it eventually
the book you’re currently reading: A bunch of plays I took from the library
favorite male fictional character: A tie between Joseph Joestar (Part 2) and Scrooge McDuck
the number of songs on your iPod: 3363
that one song that’s been stuck in your head all week: JIGO-JIGO-JIGOKU DAYOOOOO
the fictional character you identify with most: I’m rocking Salieri from Amadeus right now, in more way than one *eats another fistful of cheese puffs*
favorite word: “Hierophant”

beesmygod:

ferrousfellow:

ferrousfellow:


C’est une métaphore. Vous mettez la chose à tuer juste entre vos dents, mais vous ne lui donnez pas le pouvoir de faire sa mise à mort.

are we done with this joke yet?

#no
i was worried that this post would be too pretentious 

FUCK

beesmygod:

ferrousfellow:

ferrousfellow:

C’est une métaphore. Vous mettez la chose à tuer juste entre vos dents, mais vous ne lui donnez pas le pouvoir de faire sa mise à mort.

are we done with this joke yet?

#no

i was worried that this post would be too pretentious 

FUCK


Ludaversality and its discontents 

shitmystudentswrite:

Doing anything outside of the norm was historically considered Ludacris.


sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!

sparklesnap:

That’s a metaphor, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya!


The best of these are where Cookie Monster sounds like he’s in actual physical pain as he pulls fully-formed cookies out of his mouth

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